Category Archives: parenting

“Do Butterflies Give Milk”?


That’s the question that my 12 yr old daughter asked me on the way home from school the other day….12!!! I have a 16 yr old & a 15 Yr old at home also and they’re  not any less retarded. Here’s a list of some real gems from over the years.

So whoever said “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” never had kids!


  1. “Is this the same moon as the one in Florida”?
  2. “How do fish scratch when they have an itch”? ( That one was the 16 yr old)
  3. ” I got lost walking up the stairs”
  4. “What animal does rice come from?
  5. “Day light savings time stinks, we didn’t lose an hour we stayed in school for the same time”
  6. “WWE is not fake! So you believe Chris Benoit killed his family but you don’t believe that Vince McMahon was in that limo when it blew up on Monday night  RAW”?
  7. Last but not least ” How does the stork get the baby in the woman’s stomach”?




Stop laughing and having fun you little bastard, I have to shovel this shit!

Winter sucks donkey dick already!


Titanic fail!

When you act stupid you usually end up looking stupid!


Science Night at Henry Lord Middle School


We made ice cream, a ball that bounces out of flour, vinegar, and glue, and my favorite snot!