Guys why is it that when our “Sweethearts” get us some sort of fancy new tool that takes the place of twenty tools we get excited and cant wait to build her a new closet,cabinets,or fancy headboard, but if we get them a set of fancy pots & pans they get all in our faces screaming that it’s not for them because we benefit from it? That’s why I propose getting them a dildo with a card saying “Go Fuck Yourself”!
February 13, 2013
What to buy her for Valentine’s Day.
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