What to buy her for Valentine’s Day.

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Guys why is it that when our “Sweethearts” get us some sort of fancy new tool that takes the place of twenty tools we get excited and cant wait to build her a new closet,cabinets,or fancy headboard, but if we get them a set of fancy pots & pans they get all in our faces screaming that it’s not for them because we benefit from it? That’s why I propose getting them a dildo with a card saying “Go Fuck Yourself”!

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I'm a 40 Yr old married man, music producer, not well traveled, politically incorrect, vulgar hockey fanatic, tries not to work hard, & loves food (doesn't have to be fine or anything). I will not be blogging about my trips to Bora Bora , or how I thought that my $200 plate of parsley with some foam made me feel like i was taking a bubble bath of delicious .It'll be about how I feel, what I see, & what I hear, bad or good. View all posts by 4helderor4worst

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