A little sample of what I’m working on, you guys let me know what you think so far.
And This Is One Of The Many Reasons Why I Love Her
Only my wife would refer to a CONDUCTOR as an INSTRUCTOR.
“Do Butterflies Give Milk”?
That’s the question that my 12 yr old daughter asked me on the way home from school the other day….12!!! I have a 16 yr old & a 15 Yr old at home also and they’re not any less retarded. Here’s a list of some real gems from over the years.
So whoever said “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” never had kids!
- “Is this the same moon as the one in Florida”?
- “How do fish scratch when they have an itch”? ( That one was the 16 yr old)
- ” I got lost walking up the stairs”
- “What animal does rice come from?
- “Day light savings time stinks, we didn’t lose an hour we stayed in school for the same time”
- “WWE is not fake! So you believe Chris Benoit killed his family but you don’t believe that Vince McMahon was in that limo when it blew up on Monday night RAW”?
- Last but not least ” How does the stork get the baby in the woman’s stomach”?
What A Waste Of A Degree
Went to the doctor for a yearly physical. He told me that I was overweight and if I exercised and ate right I would lose weight. No shit asshole, I’m fat not stupid!
And that’s that!
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Helder Sousa
About me!
I decided to start a blog, ain't that some shit? Anyway I'm a 40 Yr old married man, music producer, not well traveled, politically incorrect, vulgar hockey fanatic, tries not to work hard, & loves food (doesn't have to be fine or anything). I won't be blogging about my trips to Bora Bora , or how I thought that my $200 plate of parsley with some foam made me feel like I was taking a bubble bath of delicious. It'll be about how I feel, what I see, & what I hear, bad or good.
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